The Pasture


This is the place where all my animal friends can live in peace. My cows Brian, Mikey and Qarl, Fernando the Turtle, and even Duck the Duck roam free with the amazing amount of free-range pillows. Since people actually put who they are on here I'd just like to say that hi my name is waterchuck. I don't like giving out my real name so if you're looking here to figure that out, whoopsie, sorry can't help you. If you are still curious about my name or other various things about me don't be shy. Just ask.

Ask me anything
  • Martin: Hey, I just met you
  • Martin: And this is crazy
  • Martin: But m-my name is Captain Martin Crieff. Though that doesn’t matter. It’s all very informal here. Just call me Martin. Well, in- in the context of this meeting, anyway. If you actually see me in person it’s probably best that you do call me Captain Crieff. Or just captain. Just protocol, I’m afraid. Um, if it was up to me, you could call me… Marty... No, no, actually, no, no, let’s not confuse things. Definitely don’t ever call me Marty. Right. So. To recap: hello, I am Captain Martin Captain- Captain Crieff, Crieff, I mean!
  • Martin: Can I start again?

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